Saturday, March 12, 2011

some odds and ends....

I can't remember exactly how all the events went between July and the end of August when Jay decided he wanted us to try to get custody of him. So I'm just going to write about some random events that I can remember. I have pages and pages of text messages saved as screenshots and face book posts but they still need to be put in a better arrangement.  I think June or July was her first cleansing of the face book friends lists because she didn't know how we were looking at her page. It only took her 9 months and in my opinion, someone actually telling her that her wall was public, before she made it private. So I have LOTS of screenshots of crazy rantings.  Her typing almost makes your eyes bleed its so poorly written.  There is no semblance of the English language that I can see. The spelling is atrocious. The grammar is non-existent and the train of thought has long ago derailed. Yet it's like a car wreck, you just have to look. It's amazing how it can get continually stupider and more 'insain' For a while there was also the 'holy-roly-poly tranny hooker bible-thumping' posts. God, god, god, god. If you treat the people you supposedly love so much (her children) like that  Hell is where you'll be going. Fake preaching ain't getting you into Heaven honey. I do have to thank some of my friends, which will remain anonymous, for some of the funny phrases in which they have helped create....'holy-roly-poly tranny hooker' and 'skankapotamus' being a few of them. Mimi-Lord of the Trolls and Keeper to the Portal to Hell is pretty much all my creation. Actually she helped in it a little. She only allows her grandchildren to call her Mimi, she will yell at her granddaughter, who's almost 3, if she calls her Grandma. So naturally, Mimi makes me think of the Drew Carey Show. And she does bear a striking resemblance to Mimi Bobeck, well except that Mimi Bobeck can drive and has a job. That's where the trolls come in.  The Keeper to the Portal to Hell part, just fit her well. The only event I can remember happening over the summer without reading back through everything would be her evicting her daughter and grandkids from their apartment.  I can't remember what the fight was about, but she's 'building manager' or maybe the building owner's 'special assistant' either way she gets to control the building she lives in. There are 4 apartments, none of which have a heating system in them. But hey, you can heat safely with only space heaters and your oven right?  She lives in one apartment, uses another for storage, her estranged husband was the only one in the building paying rent for a while, but their situation is a story in itself, and then her daughter was staying in the 4th apartment over the summer until she could get moved.  At one point they got in a fight about something and she tells her daughter, get out, you are evicted. Grandkids too. Such a nice motherly thing to do :P

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